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Just for fun
He (after a quarrel, bitterly): “I was a fool when I married you!”
She (quietly, about to leave the room): “Yes; but I thought you would improve!”
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Lady (at a party): “ Where is that pretty maid who was passing out cocktails a
while ago?”
Hostess: “Oh, are you looking for a drink?”
Lady: “No, I’m looking for my husband.”
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“Dear Editor, one night I came home and found my wife in the arms of a man
who owes me money. Have I grounds for divorce?”
Answer: “The man was just paying a little interest to your wife.”
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Poem to Enjoy
A Word to Husbands
Ogden Nesh
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong,
admit it;
Whenever you’re right,
shut up.

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