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Just for fun
Professor: “Name two pronouns.”
Student: “Who, me?”
* * *
Student: “But I don’t think I deserve an absolute zero.’
Professor: “Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.”
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First Freshman in Math Exam: “How far are you from the correct answer?”
Second Freshman in Math Exam: “Two seats.”
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Professor: “If you were in Africa and saw a lion coming. What steps would you
take?”
Student: “The longest steps I could!”
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The more we study, the more we know,
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
The less we know, the less we forget.
The less we forget, the more we know.
Why study?

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