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Teacher (to a new boy): “What’s your name, my little fellow?”
New boy: “’Elbert’ Arris.”
Teacher: “Always say ‘sir’, please, whan you are speaking to a master. It’s more
polite.”
New boy (apologetically): “Sir ‘Erbert’ Arris.”
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An Englishman on a visit to the West decided to go horseback riding. The cowboy
who was to attend him asked: “Do you prefer an English saddle or a Western?”
“What’s the difference?” he asked.
“The Western saddle has a horn,” replied the attendant.
“I don’t think I’ll need a horn,” said the Englishman. “I don’t intend to ride in
heavy traffic.”
Poem to Enjoy
Love
John Lennon
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It’s easy.
All you need is love.

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