Speaking clearly. Improving voice and articulation: Фонетический практикум. Фомиченко Л.Г. - 42 стр.

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     For every evil under the sun,
     There is remedy, or there is none.
     If there be one, try and find it;
     If there be none, never mind it.
     Birds of a feather flock together,
     And so will pigs and swine;
     Rats and mice will have their choice,
     And so will I have mine.
     A thatcher of Thatchwood went to Thatchet a-thatching;
     Did a thatcher of Thatchwood go to Thatchet a-thatching?
     If a thatcher of Thatchwood went to Thatchet a-thatching,
     Where’s the thatching the thatcher of Thatchwood hath thatch’d?
     How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
     If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck
     If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
     Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
     In sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
     Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
     If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
     Can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
     See thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
     Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
     There was a king, and he had three daughters,
     And they all lived in a basin of water;
             The basin bended,
             My story’s ended.
     If the basin had been stronger,
     My story would have been longer.
     There was a poor man of Jamaica,
     He opened a shop as a baker;