Путешествие - Travelling. Руденко Т.П. - 23 стр.

steak-and-kidney pies on weekdays, all over Europe. The main aim of the                  He was a methodical man.
Englishman abroad is to meet people, I mean, of course, nice English peo-                “Take a piece of paper,” he always said, “put down on it everything
ple from next door or from the next street. It is possible, however, that the     you want to have with you; then read it. Imagine yourself in bed: what do
mania for travelling is coming to an end. A Roman friend of mine told me:         you wear? Very well, put it down, together with a change. Then you get up:
       “I no longer travel at all. I stay here because I want to meet my          what do you do? - Wash yourself. What do you wash yourself with? –
friends from all over the world.” “What exactly do you mean?” I asked. “It        Soap; put down soap. Go on till you finish. Then take your clothes. Begin
is simple,” he explained. “Whenever I go to London my friend Smith is in          at your feet: what do you wear on your feet? – Boots, shoes, socks; put
Tokyo and Brown is in Sicily. If I go to Paris my friends are either in Lon-      them down. Go on till you go to your head. What else do you want besides
don or in Spain. But if I stay in Rome all my friends, I’m sure, will turn up     clothes? – A little brandy; put it down. A corkscrew; put it down. Put down
at one time or another. The world means people for me. I stay here because        everything, then you don’t forget anything.”
I want to see the world. Besides, staying at home broadens the mind.”                    That is the plan he used to follow himself. When the list was made,
                                        (How to avoid travelling. G. Mikes)       he usually looked it through carefully, to see that he did not forget any-
                                                                                  thing. Then he looked it through again, and stroke out everything he could
                                      2                                           do without.
                                                                                         Then he usually lost the list.
       I believe that journeys are things in themselves, each one an individ-                                                              (After J.K. Jerome)
ual and no two alike. I think that people don’t take trips – trips take people.
Some journeys are over and dead before the traveller returns. The opposite
                                                                                  2. Now listen to the anecdotes and in small groups try to reconstruct them
is also true: many trips continue long after movement in time and space has
                                                                                     taking turns. Discuss the questions.
stopped. I remember a man who in his middle years travelled to Honolulu
and back, and that journey continued for the rest of his life. We could see              1. Do you think Mrs. Wilson invented a smart solution to the problem
him in his rocking-chair on his front porch, his eyes half closed, endlessly      many of us often find ourselves in? What do you usually do in a situation
travelling to Honolulu.                                                           like that?
       My own journey started long before I left, and was over before I re-              2. The lifeguard was able to cheat the salesman easily, because the
turned. I knew exactly where and when it was over. Near Arlington at 4            salesman behaved stupidly when he asked the lifeguard whether he could
o’clock on a windy afternoon my journey went away. The road became                take some water. Have you or your acquaintances ever found yourself /
endless, the people simply moving figures with heads and no faces. All the        themselves in a funny or stupid situation like that?
food along the way tasted like soup, even the soup. There was no night, no
day, no distance.                                                                 TIME TO SING
                                                           (After J. Steinbeck)
                                                                                  If you feel like singing, here are some songs for you.
                                      3                                                  At Travel Agency                        Greetings from Italy
       When you decide to go on leave, the usual luggage question arises.         John Linn comes from San Fran-         It’s summer time and Nel is spend-
The best way is to make a list of things before packing. I taught my friends      cisco, California. His grandparents    ing his vacation by the sea in South
how to make that list; I learned it myself many years ago from my Uncle           came to California from China          Italy. He’s going swimming and
Rodger.                                                                           many years ago. John has always        diving and he has a nice tan. But he
       “Always before you begin to pack” my uncle usually said, “make a           wanted to visit China. Now he fi-      has a little problem, too. So he’s
list.”                                                                            nally has a chance to take a trip      sending this postcard to his sister

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