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JUST FOR FUN
I. Read the jokes and retell them to your friends.
* * *
“I am sorry about the way the pie tastes, darling. It must be something I left
out.”
“Nothing you left out could make it taste like that. It must be something you put
in.”
* * *
“Only cheese for lunch?”
“Yes, the cutlets caught fire and it spread to the apple tart so I had to take soup
to put it out.”
* * *
“What do you give your husband, when the dinner doesn’t suit him?”
“His coat and hat.”
* * *
Wife: “Have a look at the cake I decorated for my birthday party. Don’t you
think my sense of design is wonderful?”
Husband (counting the candles): “Yes, but your arithmetic is terrible.”
* * *
Husband (angrily): “What? No supper ready? This is the limit. I’m going to a
restaurant.”
Wife: “Wait just five minutes.”
Husband: “Will it be ready then?”
Wife: “No, but then I’ll go with you.”
* * *
Young husband: “This meat is not cooked, not in the pie.”
Young wife: “I did it like the cook-book said but as the recipe was for four peo-
ple and we are two, I took half of everything and cooked it for half the time it said.”
II. Read the proverbs and sayings that follow. Use some of them in a dialogue
or a situation of your own.
Proverbs and Sayings
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Яблоко в день - и никакой врач не
нужен.

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