Лексикология английского языка. Иванова Н.К. - 29 стр.

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Sometimes the English language students say funny things…

“And I slept on the bitch all night!”       (beach)

“I went to Tijuana last week and bought a Mexican shit set.”       (sheet)

“For breakfast I have orange Jews and then I brush my tit.”        (juice/teeth)

“Richard the Turd”.           (third)

“My sister was in the chicken cooking … and the cat came in … and she bit the cat”     (kitchen/hit).

“I like to study orgasms”     (organisms)

“I’m sorry I didn’t come to class, but I was constipated”. (constipado – to have a cold in Spanish)

“The acoustics are excellent, and the flatulence most attentive”